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giddytf2:

meanplastic:

cute boys

cute boys that are douchebags

This speaks to me on a truly fundamental level.

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stoic-and-brave:

yuleshootyouryeout:

about 2 weeks ago i was working on a history paper and it was around 2 am and i was hungry so i went to the pantry to get some food and i found a bag of tortilla chips but they were really big chips so i broke one in half and for some reason i thought the noise was hilarious so i kept breaking them in half and that is the story of how my parents found me on the floor of the pantry crying hysterically surrounded by tortilla chips at 2 am

Finals.

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dirudo:

when he asks me if I swallowed

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mosellegreen:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

actuallybatman:

lokisha-laufeyfey:

oh hey you wanna know whats really really sad

They tortured THIS

So badly

he ended up

becoming

THIS

this post is aCTUALLY THE WORST

It’s back.

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

do you know what these all say?

“hi horny im dad”

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thecompanionsdoctor:

I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER

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